SHE got an alligator bag

Top hat to match

Dressed in black on black

SHE got a Philipino girlie

She claims is her friend

I tell you boys, you just gotta laugh

Now I used to call her Cindy

She changed her name to "Sin"

I guess that's the name of her game

WELL I really used to love her

BUT THEN she discovered

It's got to be a sexual thing



NOW all around the world

Girls will be girls

It's the same ol', same ol' situation

It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain

I say no no no

No no no



Introduced me to her lover

In a cellophane dress

Then they bid me a sweet fairwell

Last time I saw them

They were kissing so softly

To the sound of wedding bells



WELL all around the world

Girls will be girls

It's the same ol', same ol' situation

It's the same ol', same ol' ball and chain

Just like a punch in the teeth

Or a swan dive to the street