Jazz Butcher- "Soul Happy Hour"

from the album "A Scandal in Bohemia"



The best things in life are free

But you can give them to the SDP

I want to go to Tesco's store

And buy some drink and fall on the floor.



I don't care for smart new clothes

I don't care for reading books

I don't care for

I don't care for magazines



I don't like lemonade

I think milk should not be made

I don't like coffee and I don't like tea

These are the things that mystify me



I don't care for sport or swimming

I don't care for all those nasty old bogeys

I don't care what's on TV

I just want to drink til I can't see



I Wish I'd been born a tree

Someone'd come and make a barrel out of me

I get in a fury when

I'm not in a brewery



Chorus:

Whiskey Vodka Special Brew

All of this is good for you

Gin sling Quench or Brandy sour

? Right out,

Soul happy hour