You're a blue ribbon surprise

A hot mold plastic dinosaur

You're a starfish from Florida

Give the machine another quarter

oooh watch it appear

oooh a souvenir



Take yourself a handful of sand

And put it in your hat for awhile

Or how about this rubber band

You could be my good luck charm

oooh watch it appear

oooh you're a souvenir



aaah souvenir

(I waited for you all year)

aaah souvenir

(I waited for you all year)



I am so evil in the morning

But now that we have come this far

Don't say I gave you no warning

And don't make me stop this car



(c) 1994 Scrawny Music, BMI