Spam, it's pink and it's oval

Spam, I buy it at the Mobil

Spam, it's made in Chernobyl, spam

When I was a child

My family was so poor

We didn't have the finer things in life to eat

So we had a plan

In a big blue can

The government substitute for meat

Spam, it's pink and it's oval

Spam, I buy it at the Mobil

Spam, it's made in Chernobyl, spam

To get me to eat it at dinner

They said I'd grow up like Bruce Jenner

He was a winner that never knewdefeat

And when he got hungry

When he got hungry

He cracked open that special treat, it was

Spam, it's pink and it's oval

Spam, I buy it at the Mobil

Spam, it's made in Chernobyl, spam

S-P-A-M don't you know

It's my best friend

S-P-A-M

Oh; again, and again, and again, and again

S-P-A-M don't you know

It's my best friend

S-P-A-M

Oh; again, and again, and again, and again

So go and forget your O-S-C-A-R

'Cause there's one meat by-product

That's best by far, it's

Spam, it's pink and it's oval

Spam, I buy it at the Mobil

Spam, it's made in Chernobyl, spam