Zidler:

Spectacular, Spectacular

No words in the vernacular

Can't describe this great event

You'll be dumb with wonderment

Returns are fixed at ten percent

You must agree, that's excellent

And on top of your fee



All:

You'll be involved artisticly....



Chorus:

So exciting

The audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years

So exciting

The audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years



Various:

Elephants!



Bohemians!



Indians!



and courtesans!



Acrobats!



and juggling bears!



exotic girls!



fire eaters!



Muscle men, contortionists

Intrigue, danger,



Tolouse:and romance



All:Electric lights, machinery

Oh, the electricity!



So exciting

The audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years

So exciting

The audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty... years....



Spectacular, Spectacular

No words in the vernacular

Can describe this great event

You'll be dumb with wonderment



The hills are alive, with the sound of music



So exciting

The audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years

So exciting

The audience will stomp and cheer

So delighting

It will run for fifty years



Duke:

Yes, but what happens in the end?



Christian: *cough*

The courtesan and sitarman

are pulled apart by an evil plan



Satine:

But in the end she hears his song



Christi