Started back in '79

rock 'n' roll is a waste of time

outcast expelled and raped

all they needed was an escape

they tried drugs and jerking off

Neil fainted and Vijay coughed

there's no stopping cause we're on the attack

SideSplittaz are coming back!

SideSplittaz

we'll make you bleed

SideSplittaz

we're all you need

SideSplittaz

we never grow old

SideSplittaz

we are rock and roll

We got a van and a couple of gigs

with dreams of making it big

stopping often at Taco Bell

on a tour straight to Hell

a record company offered us lots of cash

so we sold out really fast

no longer hated by everyone

SideSplittaz are number 1!

SideSplittaz

we'll make you bleed

SideSplittaz

we're all you need

SideSplittaz

we never grow old

SideSplittaz

we are rock and roll

Drugs and sex then got in the way

although Harry never got laid

soon our songs, well they started to suck

seems like nobody gave a fuck

then Notorious B.I.G. died

some of us laughed and some of us cried

in the end it was a sign

SideSplittaz had their time!

SideSplittaz

we'll make you bleed

SideSplittaz

we're all you need

SideSplittaz

we never grow old

SideSplittaz

we are rock and roll