Her name was Leia: she was a princess.

With a Danish on each ear and Darth Vader drawing near…

So R2D2 found Ben Kenobi;

He had to put the Death Star plans into the Rebellion’s hands,

So Luke and Obi-Wan had to get to Alderaan,

So they stopped into Mos Isely to have a drink with Han!

At the Star Wars – Star Wars Cantina.

The weirdest creatures you’ve ever seen-a!

Here at the Star Wars – Star Wars Cantina.

Music and blasters and old Jedi masters at the Star Wars…

His name was Solo: he was a pilot.

With a blaster at his side and a smile 12 parsecs wide,

There with Chewbacca: he was a wookie.

They met with Luke and Obi Wan about the Millenium Falcon.

Docking bay 94. Stormtroopers at the door.

With a flash of Ben’s light saber, now there’s an arm on the floor!

At the Star Wars – Star Wars Cantina.

The weirdest creatures you’ve ever seen-a!

Here at the Star Wars – Star Wars Cantina.

Music and blasters and old Jedi masters at the Star Wars…



His name was Yoda: he was a muppet.

Darth Vader was so bad, and by the way, he’s Luke’s dad.

Luke kissed his sister; his hand got cut off.

In that galaxy far, far away, Luke has had a lousy day.

Boba Fett was so mean; Jabba had bad hygiene.

Why didn’t they all just relax back on Tattooine?

At the Star Wars – Star Wars Cantina.

The weirdest creatures you’ve ever seen-a!

Here at the Star Wars – Star Wars Cantina.

Music and blasters and old Jedi masters at the Star Wars…