Remember your manners

will you please take your hat off

Your mother is dying

listen to her cough

We were always standing on ceremony

We were always standing on ceremony

Can't you show some respect please

although you didn't in real life

Your mother is dying

and I god damn well hope you're satisfied

We were always standing on ceremony

We were always standing on ceremony

So please play another song on that juke box

Please play another pretty sad song for me

And of that phone rings, tell them that you haven't seen me

If the phone rings, tell them you haven't seen me for weeks

and this one here's on me

Standing on ceremony, standing on ceremony

Standing on ceremony, standing on ceremony

Standing on ceremony, you were always standing on ceremony

(Standing, on ceremony) X6