Well

the table is set

the candles are lit

And there's the knock on the door.

Boy! She's looking pretty

all dressed up



Now who could have wished for more.

Yes

we wined anc! dined and all was fine



Knowing that she was game



But' then I went and really spoiled it all

By filling up my glass again.

(For) one drink too many took the smile right off of her face

One lousy drink too many took the girl right out of my place

Well

I tried to talk her out of going home

But instead I fell flat on the floor



And all I remember ist a great big bang



I guess she must have slammed the door.

Well a couple of days and a hangover later



She gave me one more chance.

But only if I took her to