Father please take me back, I don't fit in with these cruel earthlings, I've done my time please take me home, I was five, I was bad, You sent me here erased my memory, Babysitter washed my mouth with soap, I was ten, Had no friends, The teacher hit me with a paddle, The neighbors ate my little dog Ralph, Father please take me back I don't fit in with these cruel earthlings I've done my time please take me home Please fly your spaceship out and beam me up Don't leave me down here I'll be so good from now, I had a girl, She took her clothes off with my best friend, I didn't know till they told me on TV, I was mad, My brother shot my favorite bird, Everywhere I go they laugh at me