(Violent J)(spoken)

Hey, hey.

Uh...I still have a problem

If it's ok with...them

You know

There, them

The Dark Carnival in general

It's the whole stabbin thing again, it's..

You see I...uh



(rap/sing)

I stab people like everyday folks

skinny people any people I chop off their throats

My stabbin's are ninja like very quickly, hey

by the time you feel it I'm like 3 blocks away

I stabbed the newspaper guy and took his little truck

now I stab people and drive away I'm like puttputtputtputt

I do a show and stab people at the same time, what of that

I stab bear cages security guards in the back of the neck

I love waffle house, I stab people there

their so shitty and dumpy they don't even care

I love stabbin' people, def leopard remember them

well I cut their fuckin drummers arm off, you can ask him

Leo Owen the president of Island

I'm at a business meeting with him looking at him, smiling

I jumped up and stabbed him, but he kicked my ass

17th floor they through me out through the glass



Help Me(Fuck you)

Fuckin help me(Fuck you)

I need you to help me(Fuck you)

Somebody come and help me(Fuck you)



Jehovah's Witnesses I swear man I love 'em

they're standing on the porch knockin, I'm waiting above 'em

puncture wound victims right to my door

come back mothafucka, ill stab you some more

One time I was a wrestler, I wrestled the best

I got kicked out though, I had a knife in my spandex

I stabbed Tony Schiavone the commentator guy

before the match I went to shake his hand but I stabbed him in the eye

I stabbed Norman Smiley in the middle of a match

he was like "What are you doing?" I said fuckin relax

I stabbed him again and again, I jumped out and ran

everybody chased me, catch me if you can

I tried to stab my own brother, bad news for my health

he twisted my arm back, I ended up stabbing myself

I stab cabby drivers right through the thick glass

ginsu built to last, can you help me



Slice em up, Slice em down

side to side and all around

They don't help, they don't care

ginsu swingin everywhere

Slice em up, Slice em down

side to side and all around

They don't help, the don't care

ginsu swingin everywhere



I saved up my money and went and saw the Lilith Fair

started stabbing lesbians, there was millions of them there(lesbos)

I took off my thong and I jumped in the pit

but there wasnt any pit, it was only me and that was it

but so what, I was throwin myself all over the floor

Sarah McLachlan was on stage, I said you fuckin whore

One time I met Slipknot, I stabbed their ass

stabbed them all in the face, that's why they wear masks

my little newspaper truck runs on a tank of blood

I drive with my lights off all through the neighborhood

but its so hard to sneak because of the muffler

I hate that fucker

I did a song with 3-6 mafia, them guys are the shit

we went to the studio and I started rockin it

After the session they all left up out of there

but I stayed behind and stabbed the engineer



Can you help me(Fuck you)

You gotta help me(Fuck you)

I need you to help me(Fuck you)

Mutha-fuckin help me(Fuck you)



Naw man, fuck you(Fuckyou)

fuck all of you(Fuck you)

you better fuckin help me(Fuck you)

help me, help me



Slice em up, Slice em down

side to side and all around

They don't help, the don't care

ginsu swingin everywhere

Slice em up, Slice em down

side to side and all around

They don't help, they don't care

ginsu swingin everywhere