(Uhh, hell yea man, hm, oh fuck yeah

When I'm not at home, beating my shit to death

I'm listening to the Madd Rapper's album

This is Ken Kaniff, and I'm still mad as hell...fuck you)



(Eminem)

I'm crazy with this razor with this razor I'm crazy

With this crazor I'm razy, razor crazed I'm crazy!

(Ok I'm Re-Loaded!!) Go Bring Jay-Z!!!

(Tell them him I'ma ghostwrite for him!!) Over Dre's Beats!!!

Ran in the ladies room naked in a blanket

At the banquet and started to spank it (AHHH!!)

Came in the bank with a tank, fired a blank

At the clerk and handcuffed her ankles to the safe and thanked her

But I didn't take nothing (Thanks!)

Every bullet came from the same gun

Just from different angles, cause I was pickin' strange places to aim from

(Mad Rapper: Man, I bet you 50 bucks you won't jump out the window

Shady)

(Crash) (Ahhhh!!) Pay me



(Madd Rapper)

Psych, no way fucked up in the head

Shot my girl and my sister cause I caught them in bed (Wait, wait, wait)

I'm a crazy mothafucka might shoot me a fed

Or I just might start a fist fight instead

See as far as the dough go

I go loco, see me pumpin gas at your local Sunoco

Stuck off the hydro mixed with cocoa

Jump turnstyles, then run from po po



Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy

Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy

Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazy

Madd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)

Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy

Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy

Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazy

Madd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)



(Madd Rapper)

Yo yo, i wish I'd been aborted

My pockets got a shortage

Everything I wanna floss I can't afford it

I'm tryin to sell a O', my pops tryin' to snort it

My daughter's babysitter is about to be deported

I'm mad cause I still stand in line for clubs

Mad cause my rottweiler still shits on the rugs (God Dammit Spike!!!)

Feeling kinda crazy now, I just might flip out

Slim Shady gave me shrooms and I might trip out, like...

(Eh.... Oh... Dude... That shit's crazy man... oohhhh..... This is incredible... ohhh....)

Fuck that Slim keep that for yourself

You a crazy Withe dude and u need some help, word



(Eminem)

I got a beautiful wife, kids and a gorgeous home

What would make jump in the tub with a cordless phone?

I'm straight viscious I hit you with plates and dishes

Leave you eight stitches, what I'm gay cause I hate bitches?

Slut dont be nice to me, I've had it with girls

And i'll still be mad at the world, even if it apoligized to me (Sorry!)

You're hearing the last thoughts of a man about to blow his fuckin' brains out

Fall back with a blood stained blouse on top of his spouse

Spread out on a blood stained couch

In front of his kids that he just killed in the same house

I'm sicker than Boy George picturin' Michael Jackson

In little boys' drawers shoppin' at toy stores *whistling*

Shady said it, Shady meant it, I stay demented

I'll throw a stroller at u, with a baby in it

Go ahead pull the plug, think I won't smack you

I just dropped a fuckin' pill mom, dont vacuum!!!



Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy

Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy

Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazy

Madd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)

Life stinks, we dont give a fuck son, we crazy

Tear up the clubs and do drugs, we crazy

Fuck wild ho's and bust slugs, we crazy

Madd rapper is crazy, Slim Shady is (CRAZY!!!)






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