[woman] hellooh?

[voice] hey, hey woman where was you at last night?



[tim dog]

Ahhh yeahhh

Right about now we're gonna get into somethin real smooth

This is the story about a man and a woman

The man tried to kick, the woman fronts

He gets large, now she wants

Let's look in on the story

As this man's tellin this girl, about herself

Yeah..



[kool keith]

See girl, you look stupid now

And i gotta tell you somethin straight in your face

You played yourself like a big-time toy from mattel

Tryin to flaunt the little bit of what you got

Why don't you go on over there and let him diss you again?

See your girlfriends laughin and lookin at me at the same time?

But right now i'm gettin ready to wash my hands

And get all the dirt off, yeah



Back in the days, see you never had the time

To come to my house, and let me tell you that i rhyme

You always made excuses, such as

"i'm sleepin right now, call me back," no nevermind

Cause you and your friends are very hard to find

Lisa, pamela, angela, renee

The girls who shoplift, and steal everyday

Lookin for benz's, food and a hamburger

Just to connive and rob a brother for cheese

That ain't right girl, in your fantasy world

I call you once - you never dialed back

Twice - you never dialed back

Saturday morning, live, i'm on soul train

Talkin to don cornelius

Saturday night, my phone rings

Saturday night, i won't answer

Saturday night, my phone rings again

Saturday night, i don't answer

Finally, i cold screened the call - hello?

"hello? hey keith, it's me baby. i miss you!

Where you been at all this time? whatchu been doin?

Hey you think we can hang out tonight?

Y'know, we really gotta talk.

You still workin in the grocery store?" please!

{*keith hangs up phone*} stop jockin me girl



Chorus: {*singers*} + ced gee



Stop jockin me girl.. (you're jockin me baby)

Stop jockin me girl! (slow down, you're clockin me baby)

Stop jockin me girl.. (you're jockin me baby)

Stop jockin me girl! (yeah, you're jockin me baby)



[tim dog]

Ha ha ha hah

Here we have the same scenario, but different people

We have a young man who's been followed by a secret admirer

She too once fronted on the rap

Let's look in on his story, and see what happens



[ced gee]

Uh uh baby you know what? you really need to check yourself

Yo i find this is sad, that here we are in the 20th century

And y'know you still practicin these primitive tactics

Y'know jockin a brother when he gets large

Check yourself baby

Let me step over here and do my thing..



.. like this!

Yo b-boy comrades, this girl she keeps jockin me

Regardless what i say, she's constantly clockin me

Houndin me like a pest, callin like she's obsessed

I tell her she'll never get, me but she'll never let

The situation rest for a day or two

We're goin on tour, trev said, "i'll bet she'll follow you"

And boy was he right, i know you're probably wonderin

This girl like a groupie, followed me into london

Show for show, state to state, night after night

Hotel to hotel, and even the airports

She tried to play me close

Now could you believe, she tried to play high-post

At one time, before i made a record

She wasn't sure it was me, so then, she had to check it

She turned on the video, show on the tv

She couldn't believe it was me, on the big screen

Performin the hit, yeah the record was kickin brother

From that day on, the girl, tried to smother

Me like a blanket, but i wasn't havin it

I wasn't a grocery, and she wasn't baggin it

So i took my time, looked her in the eye

And said -- stop jockin me girl



Chorus: {*singers*} + ced gee



Stop jockin me girl.. you're daily jockin me

(you're jockin me baby)

Stop jockin me girl! ahh girl, you're a hooker

(you're jockin me baby)

Stop jockin me girl.. girl i can't, get with you

(you're jockin me baby)

Stop jockin me girl! (you're jockin me baby)

Said won't ya, get away from me..



[tim dog]

So there you have it

Typical situation of jockin

First you fronted, now you want it

For all you girlies thinkin about jockin somebody

I suggest you don't do it, or you will get dissed

Peace out


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