Alright



There once was a woman

A strange kind of woman

The kind that gets written down in history

Her name was nancy

Her face was nothing fancy

She left a trail of happiness and misery



I loved her

Everybody loved her

She loved everyone and gave them good return

I tried to take her

I even tried to break her

She said, i ain't for takin' won't you ever learn



I want you, i need you, i gotta be near you

I spent my money as i took my turn

I want you, i need you, i gotta be near you

Ooh, i got a strange kind of woman, yes i have



She looked like a raver

But i could never please her

On wednesday mornings boy you can't go far

I couldn't get her

But things got better, she said

Saturday nights from now on, baby, you're my star



I want you, i need you, i gotta be near you

I spent my money as i took my turn

I want you, i need you, i gotta be near you

Ooh, i got a strange kind of woman



Ooh, my soul, i love you



I want you, i need you, i gotta be near you

I spent my money as i took my turn

I want you, i need you, i gotta be near you

Ooh, i got a strange kind of woman, yes i have



She finally said she loved me

I wed her in a hurry

No more callers and i glow with pride

I'm dreaming

I feel like screaming

I won my woman just before she died



I want you, i need you, i gotta be near you

I spent my money as i took my turn

I want you, i need you, ha ha ha

Ooh, i had a strange kind of woman, yeah



She was so fat

She was the worst thing you've ever seen



Ooh, my soul, i love you, baby



- hey, thank you, thank you.