Waltzing Matilda whipped out her wallet

Sexy boys smiled in dismay

She took out four twenties, 'cause she liked brown figures

Everybody screamed for a day

Oh, babe, I'm on fire and, you know that I admire your body

Why don't we slip away - hey

Although I'm sure you're certain, it's a rarity me flirtin'

She la la la this way - hey

Oh sha la la la la - sha la la la - hey

Baby, come on, let's slip away

Luscious and gorgeous, oh what a hunk of muscle

Call out the National Guard

She creamed in her jeans as he picked up her knees

From off of the formica topped board

And cascading slowly, he lifted her wholly and boldly

Out of this world

And despite people's derision proved to be more than diversion

Sha la la la la later on and then sha la la la la la

He entered her slowly and showed her where he was coming from

And then sha la la la la he made love to her gently

It was like she never ever come

And then sha la la la la when the sun rose and he made to leave

You know sha la la la la, sha la la la la

Neither one regretted a thing