Mark Volman (vocals)

Howard Kaylan (vocals)

Ian Underwood (keyboards, woodwinds)

Aynsley Dunbar (drums)

George Duke (keyboards, trombone)

Martin Lickert (bass)

Ruth Underwood (orchestra drum set)

Jim Pons (vocals)





Theodor Bikel:

This, as you might have guessed, is the end of the movie. The entire cast is assembled here at the Centerville Recreational Facility to bid farewell to you, and to express thanks for your attendance at this theatre. This might seem old fashioned to some of you, but I'd like to join in on this song. It's the kind of a sentimental song that you get at the end of a movie. It's the kind of a song that people might sing to let you in the audience know that we really like you and care about you. We uh, understand how hard it is to laugh these days, with all the terrible problems in the world.



Lord, have mercy on the people in England,

for the terrible food these people must eat.

( Errrr, excuse me )

And may the lord have mercy on the fate of this movie

and God bless the mind of the man in the street.



Chorus:

Help all the rednecks and the flatfoot policemen

through the terrible functions they all must perform.

God help the winos, the junkies, and the weirdos,



Female Soprano:

And every poor soul who's adrift in the storm.



Chorus:

Help everybody, so they all get some action,

some love on the weekend, some real satisfaction.



Female Soprano:

A room and a meal

And a garbage disposal

A lawn and a hose'll

Be strictly genteel.



Mark Volman