I want to tell you all about a young man

He'll be known as Dan

Then he was living down in San Diego

Drove an ice-cream van

One night he met a girl in Club Alamo

But she was strictly incognito



They had a drink and when he asked her name

She told him Jennifer

But what he didn't realize as he was

Dancing close to her

He held the body of a waitress called Kaye

Who used to live in Sacramento

They danced right through the night and into the day

Remaining strictly incognito



He drove her home in the sunlight of morning

He held her close in the car

But fourteen year old Sara Lee was watching

She knew he'd gone much too far



Poor Dan a simple man he just failed to see

It wasn't Jennifer who kissed him

Cos when Dan took her hand he held Sara Lee

She knew that she could convict him



So Dan got ten years to dream in state detention

And lost the use of his car

And all because his waitress Kaye forgot to mention

It's not always clear who we are



Now she's waiting tables in Paloma

Near the Four-O-Five

And there's another twenty-eight personas

Keeping her alive

Next time your waitress looks you right in the eye

You'd better exercise your veto

And keep your mind right on that blueberry pie

Remaining strictly incognito