Stripper in a public bar

Waving a jar

Hope she doesn't go too far

Saving up for a car



Hope you're gonna like the show

Because if no one wants to know

She'll have to do it all again



There must be more to this life

Than dreaming scheming and money

There must be more to this life

Mystical mother arabesque



Vicar in a public bar

Waving his jar

Trying to forget the choir

In a public bar

He's wandered in to have his beer

And seen the stripper in the mirror

And now he's counting up to ten