light up the wheels and go for broke

stomp that pedal with a sniftin stroke

smack that roadblock caught in a pickle

i'm gonna hit that line like old dick trickle



well my motor's fine and this train's on time

and when i cross that line i'm gonna make you mine



i'm stroker ace-stroker ace-stroker ace



well it smells like poop and it sure looks crappy

gotta get back to north pappy flappy



well it's one a.m. and i'm rollin' in the car now

gonna hit last call down at the bar now

got a shammy in my pocket and it's burnin' a hole

stick it the floor and watch me roll



well my motor's fine and this train's on time

and when i cross that line i'm gonna make you mine



i'm stroker ace-stroker ace-stroker ace



well it smells like poop and it sure looks crappy

gotta get back to north pappy flappy