Beer number 1
Off to the show tonight
I'm hanging with the zombie crew
I'm armed with cash
And my fake I.D.
Standing in line
Bugged by beer number 2
After beer number 3
All girls looks hot
I'm dizzy trying to make out
With some chick
In the parking lot
Beer number 4, 5, 6, and 7
Now I'm wasted
Feels like I'm in heaven

Beer number 8, my favorite band
Is on I bought a t-shirt
I want them to sign
Stage diving into the pit
On the dance floor
While finishing beer number 9
Beer number 10 it's time to go
My friend says:
"Don't take the car"
I say: "Whatever bro"
Down with beer 11 and 12
Off course I can drive
Beer number 13
Was the last thing I did alive

Wrecked out of hell
Me and the devil gives a fuck
Bloody knees
And broken elbows/neck
That's when I know that I'm
struck... by a wreckin' ball