Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering if I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Stuck in the middle with you



Well, I'm stuck in the middle with you

And I'm wondering what is I should do

It's so hard to wipe this smile from my face

Lose control and I'm all over the place

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you



[Chorus:]

Well, you started out with nothing

And you're proud you're a self-made man

And your friends they all come crawling

Slap you on the back and say, "Please, please"



[Repeat Chorus]



Well, I don't know why I came here tonight

I got the feeling something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I'm wondering if I'll get down the stairs

Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am, stuck in the middle with you

Yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you



Here I am, here I am

Stuck in the middle with you