Well I don’t know why I came here tonight.

I’ve got the feeling that something ain’t right.

I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,

and I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs.



Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.



Yes I’m stuck in the middle with you,

and I’m wondering what it is I should do.

It’s so hard to keep this smile from my face.

Losing control yeah I'm all over the place.



Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.



Well you started off with nothing

and you’re proud that you're a self-made man

yeah

and your friends they all come crawling,

slap you on the back and say

Please . . .

Please . . .



Trying to make some sense of it all

but I can see that it makes no sense at all.

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor?

I don’t think that I can take anymore.



Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.



Stuck in the middle

Stuck in the middle



Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right! (Stuck in the middle)

Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right! (Stuck in the middle)

Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right! (uh-uh)

Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Here I am stuck in the middle with you



Well you started off with nothing

and you’re proud that your a self-made man.

ah-ah yeah

Now your friends they all come crawling,

slap you on the back and say

Please . . .

Please . . .



Well I don’t know why I came here tonight.

I’ve got the feeling that something ain’t right.

I’m so scared in case I fall off my chair,

and I’m wondering how I’ll get down the stairs.



Clowns to the left of me!

Jokers to the right!

Here I am stuck in the middle with you.

Stuck in the middle with you (ah-yeah)

Stuck in the middle with you

Here I am!

Stuck in the middle with you

With you, with you, with you