Well I don't know why I came here tonight

I've got a feeling that something ain't right

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair

And I don't know how I'll get down the stairs



Well it's clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you



And I'm wondering what it is I should do

It's so hard to keep this smile on my face

When I'm going all over the place



Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you



When you started off with nothing

And you're proud that you're a self-made man

And your family comes all crawling

Slaps you on the back and saying

Please, please



(Repeat)



Trying to make some sense of it all

But I can see it makes no sense at all

Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor

I don't think I can take anymore



Well, clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Ooh, stuck in the middle with you

Yeah, stuck in the middle with you

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Here I am stuck in the middle with you

Yes I am stuck in the middle with you

Yeah, stuck in the middle with you

Ooh, stuck in the middle with you