Well I don't know why I came here tonight,

I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right,

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,

and I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs,



Chorus:

Clowns to the left of me,

Joker's to the right,

Here I am Stuck in the middle with

Yes I'm, Stuck in the middle with you.



And I'm wonderin' what it is I should do,

it's so hard to keep this smile from my face,

Losin' control, yeah I'm all over the place.



Chorus.

Reprise:

Well You started off with nothin'

and your proud that you're a self-made man

and your family all come callin'

slap you on the back and say

plea.ea.ea.ease, plea.ea.ea.ease,



Tryin' to make some since of it all,

But I can see it makes no sense at all,

is it cool to go to sleep on the floor,

I don't think that I can take anymore.



Chorus.

instr. pause

Reprise.

Plea.ea.ea.ease, plea.ea.ea.ease



Well I don't know why I came here tonight,

I got the feelin' that somethin' ain't right,

I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair,

and I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs



Chorus.



Yes I'm, Stuck in the middle with you,

Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you,

Yes I'm, Stuck in the middle with you.