WE LIKE TALKIN' DIRTYWE SMOKE AND WE DRINKWE'RE KMFDM AND ALL OTHER BANDS STINK

OUR MUSIC IS SAMPLEDTOTALLY FAKE

IT'S DONE BY MACHINES 'COZ THEY DON'T MAKE MISTAKESWE DON'T HAVE NO LYRICS

OUR MESSAGE IS NILWE HATE ALL DJ'STHEY'RE MAKIN' US ILLWHATEVER WE TELL 'YA

IS MEANT TO BE CRAPWE HATE ALL MUSIC AND ESPECIALLY RAPWE DON'T LIKE

WE HATE DEPECHE MODEWE DON'T CARE FOR MADONNA OR KYLIE MINOGUE

OUR RECORDS HAVE STICKERS WITH A WARNING FROM TIPPER

'COZ THEY'RE NO GOOD FOR KIDSIF WE'D GET HER WE'D STRIP HER

KMFDM FORWARD THE ULTIMATE SOUNDAND A MESSAGE FROM SATANIF YOU TURN IT AROUND

YOU MIGHT THINK WE'RE STUPIDBUT WE'RE WAY ABOVE ITWE DON'T GIVE A SHIT

AND THE KIDS JUST LOVE ITWE WOULDN'T SELL TO A MAJOR FOR A COUPLE OF BUCKS

NO DOUBT ABOUT IT KMFDM SUCKS





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