You serve me

And I'll serve you

Swing your partners, all get screwed

Bring your lawyer

And I'll bring mine

Get together, and we could have

a bad time



It's affidavit swearing time

Sign it on the dotted line

Hold your Bible in your hand

Now all that's left is to

Find yourself a new band . . .



We're gonna play the sue me, sue

you blues

We're gonna play the sue me, sue

you blues



Hold the block on money flow

Move it into joint escrow

Court receiver, laughs, and thrills

But in the end we just pay those

lawyers theit bills



When you serve me

And I serve you

Swing your partners, all get screwed

Bring your lawyer

And I'll bring mine

Get together, and we could have

a bad time



We're gonna play the sue me, sue

you blues



I'm tired of playing the

Sue Me, Sue You Blues