Rodriguez shuns Robby's house

Cause his girl was called a field mouse

And this was not acceptable

Rodriguez taught him now

It was a shower he'd been needing

A shampooing was his greeting

He feels the scars from the swirly

His clothes were soaked... and how!

Like an lifeguard with no clothes

In the guard room 'Manda froze

(Chorus)

*What has he become

An icon for the summer staff

What has he become

He never faced Scott's fearful rath

What has he become

In a bad room stuck with Melvin

What has he become

Spoke his mind, looked out for us all

Yes, he rarely did have any cares at all