Mother doesnt go out any more

Just sits at home and rolls her spastic eyes

But every weekend through the door

Come words of wisdom from the world outside



If you want to know about the bishop and the actress

If you want to know how to be a star

If you want to know about the stains on the matress

You can read it in the Sunday papers, Sunday papers



Mothers wheelchair stays out in the hall

Why should she go out when the TVs on

Whatever moves beyond these walls

Shell know the facts when Sunday comes along



If you want to know about the man gone bonkers

If you want to know how to play guitar

If you want to know about the other suckers

You can read it in the Sunday papers, read it in the Sunday papers



Sunday papers dont ask no questions

Sunday papers dont get no lies

Sunday papers dont raise objection

Sunday papers dont got no eyes



Brothers heading that way now I guess

He just read something made his face turn blue

Well I got nothing against the press

They wouldnt print it if it wasnt true



If you want to know about the gay politician

If you want to know how to drive your car

If you want to know about the new sex position

You can read it in the Sunday papers, read it in the Sunday papers



Sunday papers dont ask no questions

Sunday papers dont get no lies

Sunday papers dont raise objection

Sunday papers dont got no eyes



Sunday papers dont ask no questions

Sunday papers dont get no lies

Sunday papers dont raise objection

Sunday papers dont got no eyes



Read all about it, Sunday papers