I flip the channels on TV

And see some sumos on the screen

I know now what I want to be

I'll put my hair all up in braids

I'll get to eat food all the day

And for this I will get big pay



I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be

Even if you keep on making fun of me

But you know that's all I'll ever try to be

I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be

Even if you keep on making fun of me

But you know that's all I'll ever try to be



I'll be a "big" celebrity

And "big" is really what I mean

And you know that this is my dream

No one will ever pick on me

What they will feel is jealousy

When I win the champion trophy



I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be

Even if you keep on making fun of me

But you know that's all I'll ever try to be

I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be

Even if you keep on making fun of me

But you know that's all I'll ever try to be



One day I'll be there fighting for the USA

My whole country routing for me to save the day

My opponets will fight in fear when they take me on

The glorious day when I am crowned Grand Champion



I flip the channels on TV

And see some sumos on the screen

I know now what I want to be

I'll be a "big" celebrity

And "big" is really what I mean

And you know that this is my big dream



I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be

Even if you keep on making fun of me

But you know that's all I'll ever try to be

I'm a full fledged sumo wrestler wanna-be

Even if you keep on making fun of me

But you know that's all I'll ever try to be

Sumo... Sumo... Sumo...

Sumooooooooooooooooooo.....