Dad, I think I'm gay

These guys are beautiful all day

Mom, I'm your new daughter

God only knows why my girlfriends are so ashamed



Oh,

ohh

Oh yeah

Oh

Im superhyperspastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm superhyperspastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you



Dad, I'm still on drugs

And I'm more popular than ever before

Mom, I'm so depressed

I'm popping so much prozac doctors are impressed

Ohh,

oh

Ohh, yeah

Ohhh

I'm superhyperspastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm superhyperspastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you



I'm superhyperspastic, yeah

Oh yeah

I'm superhyperspastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

Im superhyperspastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm superhyperspastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm superhyperspastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you

I'm superhyperspastic, yeah

I lost my sex drive and I'm holdin' out on you