Here's a story 'bout Surfer Joe

He caught the big one

But he let it go



There's somebody

Satisfied with winning



Back on the boardwalk

There's Moe the Sleaze

Seels good things

And aims to please

He's almost even

But he doesn't mind a handout



Come on down for a pleasure cruise

We're all going on a pleasure cruise

Come on down for a pleasure cruise

Plenty of women

Plenty of booze



Give your ticket

To Moe the Sleaze

He's the one that's weak in the knees

His pants are bggy

But you can see them shaking

I'll introduce you to Surfer Joe

He may be there

I really don't know

We can only smoke garfong

And watch him ride the big one



Come on down for a pleasure cruise

We're all going on a pleasure cruise

Come on down for a pleasure cruise

Plenty of women

Plenty of booze



Come on down

Come on down

Come on down

Come on ...



Here's a story 'bout Surfer Joe

He caught the big one

But he let it go



He's somebody

He's somebody

He's somebody

He's somebody



Cone on down

We're all goin'

Come on dow

We're all goin'



Women

Booze