"Hey there love, let's get to catching up

cause I been thinking those thoughts

that must have slipped my mind that time

that I left you there that night."

I replyed let me remind you of the guy

you failed to mention all along.

Your actions have consequences and these are them.



[Chorus:]

I'll be your friend in hell, until then I despise you.

And I probably always will hold an olympic torch

before I ever hold another conversation with you.

I don't mean to be mean but I'm so sure of this.

I'm sure this comes as no surprise.



Hey there babe, don't mean to cut you off,

but I've heard enough lies and you're dying to get caught.

I'll let you go call all your friends.

Say "Oh my god! Let me describe to you this guy,

his name is Ken, he's in a band that writes such awful

songs about me all the time." You're goddamn right!



[Chorus]



Surprise, Surprise!

I found another love short-lived on lies.

And if you left me hanging upside down

then you might have helped me out.

To my surprise the color left your eyes at the same time.

And if you left me hanging upside down

it might have helped cause when you left my feet met the ground.

Oh yea..