Act II



SCENE ELEVEN

SY BORG





JOE:

Sy Borg

Gimme dat, gimme dat

Sy Borg

Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg,

I beg

Sy Borg

Gimme dat, gimme dat

Sy Borg

Gimme dat, give me de chromium leg,

Little wires, pliers, tires

They turn me on

Maybe I'm crazy

Maybe I'm cray

Maybe I m crazy,

mon...



Stroking several of SY's gleaming appendages JOE continues...



Gee, Sy

This is a real groovy apartment

You've got here



SY BORG:

All government sponsored recreational services are clean and efficient



JOE:

This is exciting

I never plooked

A tiny chrome-plated machine

That looks like a magical pig

With marital aids stuck all over it

Such as yourself before



SY BORG:

You'll love it!

Its a way of life.



JOE:

Does that mean maybe later

You'll plook me....



SY BORG:

If you wish, we may have a groovy orgy



JOE:

Just me and yon?



SY BORG:

I share this apartment

With a modified

Gay Bob doll

He goes all the way...

Ever try oral sex with a miniature rubberized homo-replica?



JOE:

No, ah, not yet,

Ah, is this him?



CENTRAL SCRUTINIZED

This is him.

Your wish is his command

He likes you

He wants to kiss you always

Just tell him what you want



JOE:

Really?

Hi, little guy

Think I might get a tiny, but exciting

Blow.. .job...

Gimme dat, gimme dat

Blow job...

Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob.



SY BORG:

Bend over.



JOE:

Gay Bob

Blow job

Gimme dat, gimme dat

Blow job

Gimme dat, give me de chromium cob-acap