Well, weren't we the rare oul stock spent the evening getting locked

Up in the Ace o hearts where the high stools were engaging

Over the Butt Bridge down the dock the boat she sailed at 5 o'clock

"Hurry boys, now" said Whack or before we're there we'll all be back

Carry him if you can the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.



Before we reached the Alexander base the ding dong we surely did raise

In the bar of the ship we had great sport

As the boat she sailed out of the port

Landed up in the Douglas head enquired for a vacant bed

The dining room we soon got shown by a decent woman up the road

Lads, eat it if you can and the crack was ninety in the Isle of Man



Next morning we went for a ramble round viewed the sights of Douglas town

Then we went for a nighty session in a pub they call Dick Darbies

We must have been drunk by half past three

To sober up we went swimming in the sea

Back to the digs for the spruce up and while waitin' for the fry

We all drew up our plan

The crack was ninety in the Isle of Man.



That night we went to Texas Bar Came back down by horse