1. I MET HER UP IN MISULA SHE OWNED HER OWN PULP TRUCK

SHE TOOK ME FOR A RIDE ONE NIGHT AND TOLD ME WE WERE STUCK

SHE PUT HER ARMS AROUND ME AND SAID I’LL KEEP YOU WARM

I WAS SO DUMB AND INNOCENT I DIDN’T SEE THE HARM

2. THEN THEY STARTED WRESTLING AND HE ALMOST HAD HER BEAT

HE FOUGHT THAT BIG OL’ BEEFALO TILL SHE PINNED HIM TO THE SEAT

SHE MADE ME DRINK A CASE OF BEER EVERYTHING WAS A BLUR

WHEN I WORK UP THIS MORNING I WAS MARRIED TO HER



CHORUS:

HE’S MARRIED TO A LOGGER WHO LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS DAD

BUT HIS DAD DON’T HAVE A MUSTACHE AND HIS FEET DON’T SMELL AS BAD

UP HERE IN THE LAST FRONTIER MEN ARE MEN ITS TRUE

BUT SHE MAKES ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER LOOK LIKE PEGGY SUE



3. I CALLED UP HER DAD TO SEE IF HE WOULD TAKE HER BACK

HE LAUGHED SO HARD I THOUGHT HE’D HAVE ANOTHER HEART ATTACK

HE SAID TO FIND A PAPER BAG TO PUT UPON HER HEAD

I GRABBED A K-MART SHOPPING BAG AND WENT ON BACK TO BED



4. HE TRIED TO PUT THE BAG ON HER BUT IT WAS WAY TOO SMALL

SHE GOT HIM IN A HAMMER LOCK AND PINNED HIM TO THE WALL

HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL WAKING UP TO YOU

IF I’VE GOT TO WEAR A PAPER BAG YOU BETTER PUT ON TWO



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