In my waxed up hair and my painted shoes

Got an offer that you might refuse

Tonight, tonight, we're gonna take a stand

Come on along, we'll grab a can



We ain't much to look at so

Close your eyes, here we go

We're playin' at the talent show

Playin' at the talent show

Come on along, here we go

Playin' at the talent show

Check us out, here we go

Playin' at the talent show



Well we got our guitars and we got our thumb picks

An' we're goin' after some lip-synch chicks

We're feelin' good from the pills we took

Oh, baby, don't gimme that look



We ain't much to look at so

Close your eyes, here we go

We're playin' at the talent show

Playin' at the talent show

Come on, here we go

Playin' at the talent show

Hop a ride, here we go

Playin' at the talent show



Well it's the biggest thing in my life I guess

Look at us all, we're nervous wrecks

Hey, we go on next



Playin' at the talent show



Wish us luck if you can't go

Playin' at the talent show

An empty seat in the front row

You might know when it starts, you never know



It's too late to turn back, here we go