I got a TARDIS inside me

Hold all the water in the sea

Every good thing ever made

Still would room left

But right now it's empty

Oh yes it's empty



Someone came along

Took my TARDIS turned it inside out

Painted the walls in black

Tipped everything out

On the street

Everyone could see my life in pieces



And the wind came and blew it

Blew it all away

And there was no room left inside my TARDIS

Even though it was empty

Was empty

Was empty



I fixed it up the right way round

I put a lock on the door and a burglar alarm

People always want to see inside

But they're surprised to find that it is just

Empty

Oh yes it's empty