Kickin' stones on an old dirt road

Feelin' d-dejected and all alone

When I looked up ahead thought my mind I'd blown

On a giant toadstool sat a teeny tiny gnome



He was all involved in a game of solitaire

Said "hello" with a smile just like I wasn't there

I kicked dirt some more

He said "please don't start a fight."

Found a church key in his pocket, he opened up his pipe



He blew some silver circles,

Wound his fingers in his beard

And from that pipe came magic music

Like I'd never heard



As the notes came floatin' in I pricked up both my ears

I walked up to the drive-in, hadn't felt so starved in years

A rabbit waiter took my order and quickly disappeared

He said "the party's over,

Please come back in a thousand years."