She's signing autographs for hours the line is longer when you deal with amateurs



I've got some autographs of others but a shirt that smells a little like her





Once the bane of my perversion



Now she's on the television





Turn it up turn it down



Tune me in tune me out





Bite my lip around the family they know her holiday and summer weekend face



She's got a lovely shitcom family adopted one of every single race





Put yourself in my position



My ex is on the television





Turn it up...





When you place your lips upon the screen spark of which you've never seen



A volume knob controls the scream





Turn it up...


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