(Gary O'Connor)



Well he caught her doin' 90 at the top of a hill

He called out, "get over, now who you tryin' to kill"

Oh she caught her reflection in a mirror on his face

In her K-mart collection of leather and lace

They followed the directions to the letter of the law

And in a turn of events she told him, "up against the wall"

She took a look around and said, "can't you feel the danger?"

Baby won't you be my Texas Ranger



Callin' help please

Won't somebody rescue me

I'll be around now, don't be a stranger

I just wanna be your Texas Ranger



He said my momma calls me sonny but you can call me ray

I bring love to justice, I'm in it for the game

With a black-belt in flirtation she put him to the test

So they made a reservation in the wild, wild west

And they heard him call as she fell into favor

Baby won't you be my Texas Ranger



Callin' help please

Lock me up and lose the key

Well the arms of the law getcha sooner or later

Baby won't you be my Texas Ranger



Oh save me Texas

I want you to help me, help me

Damsel in distress

Oooh, I'm all out of breath

And I'm in a cold sweat, yeah



Callin' help please

Lock me up and lose the key

Gonna shoot out the lights, wake up the neighbors

Baby won't you be my Texas Ranger



Take me, take me, take me to Texas baby

Won't you be my Texas Ranger

I just wanna be your Texas Ranger