Daddy's crawling around on his knees and hands

but all he finds is popcorn and rubber bands

And he says to me you had it last

you channel surfing maniac

it didn't just sprout legs and run out of the room

So I said go ahead interrogate me

if you must incarcerate me

But I already told you what I know



And that's all I know

So please don't ask me anymore that's all I know



Now he's combing through every ounce of trash

he thinks that I threw it out with his corned beef hash

And he says why can't you keep up with anything

you know you'd lose your head if it wasn't so big

And I say go ahead now scrutinize me

then why don't you hypnotize me

You'll see I'm telling you the truth



And that's all I know

So please don't ask me anymore that's all I know



Well I love you mom and I love you daddy

and I sure am glad that you had me

but is it worth it?

Over a stupid remote control?



That's all I know

The rest will fall in place I'm sure that's all I know

So please don't ask me anymore that's all I know




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