Hey, who left all this garbage on the steps of Congress?

I'm not garbage!

I'm an amendment to be

Yes an amendment to be

And I'm hoping that they'll ratify me!

There's a lot of flag-burners

Who have got too much freedom

I wanna make it legal for policemen

To beat 'em

'Cuz there's limits to our liberties!

Least I hope and pray that there are

'Cuz those liberal freaks go too far!

But what if you're not good enough to be in the Constitution?

Then I'll crush all opposition to me!

And I'll make Ted Kennedy pay

If he fights back, I'll say that he's gaaaaaay!