These guys can't be punk-rock



They sing about love and Brendan says they're not



But they've got egos this big, I bet that their Mothers got them this gig-



(Chorus)



Because this is the anti-song



Everybody sing along. This is the anti-song



How could I ever be wrong?



Those guys aren't like me



I hate that band because they're not PC



But they won't get too far,



and if they do I'll say that they stole my guitar-



Chorus