standing in the deck at Southhampton

trying to get Holland or France

the man in the mac said, "You've got to go back"

you know they didn't even give us a chance



*Christ you know it ain't easy, you know how hard it can be

the way things are going they're going to crucify me



finally made the plane into Paris

honeymooning down by the Seine

Peter Brown called to say,"You can make it OK,

you can married in Gibraltar near Spain"

*



Drove from Paris to the Amsterdam Hilton

talking in our beds for a week

the newspaper said "say what're you doin' in bed?"

I said "we only try to get us some peace"

*



saving up your money for a rainy day

giving all your clothes to the charity

last night the wife said "oh,boy when you're dead,

you don't take nothing with you, but your soul, think!"



made a lightning trip to Vienna

eating chocolate cake in a bag

the newspaper said "she's gone to his head,

they look just like 2 gurus in drag"

*



caught the early plane back to London

fifty acorns tied in a sack

the men from the press said " we wish you success,

It's good to have the both of you back"