"Since you're the delegate from Kansas

Will you kindly take the floor

And tell us what Kansas is thinking

And what is Kansas for?"



"Well Kansas is for the farmer

We stand behind the little man

And we need a firehouse in Topeka

So help us if you can"



"I see the delegate from Utah

Our friendly Beehive State

How can we help you, Utah?

How can we make you great?"



"Well, we got to irrigate our deserts

So we can get some things to grow

And we got to tell this country about Utah

`Cause nobody seems to know