The party was jumpin' when Bertha got off o' her stump,

The whistles were blowin' and everybody did the "Bump".

But all the time Bertha had been workin' on her goodie,

Now folks call it "The Bertha Butt Boogie".



When Bertha Butt did her goodie,

She started "The Bertha Butt Boogie".

No question.



When Bertha got movin' her hips were hummin' in the wind,

The ground started shakin' - no grass grew where she'd been!

The music was poppin', the crowd had formed a ring,

Her sisters yelled, "Boogie, Bertha, do your thing!".



Uh, for your information, Bertha had three sisters,

Betty Butt, Bella Butt and Bathsheba Butt.



When Bertha Butt did her goodie,

She started "The Bertha Butt Boogie".

I said no question.



Hey, Leroy, get away from that woman!

The boy'll never learn!

Uh-oh, here comes the Troglodyte!

Troglodyte: "Come here, sock it to me!"



Bertha stood back and yelled, "Betty, Bella, Bathsheba!"

And the Butt Sisters backed her up when she yelled, "I need ya!".

The Troglodyte, Leroy, Luther and the Butt Sisters all knew

That "The Bertha Butt Boogie" was now the thing to do.



When Bertha Butt did her goodie,

She started "The Bertha Butt Boogie".

No question.



Bertha: "I'll sock it ya, daddy!"

Troglodyte: "Me like, me like! Come here, woman, woman!"

Leroy: "Yo' mama, I'm calling you, man!"

Troglodyte: "Yeah - the Boogie!"



FADE OUT