Let's creep inside the face to a woman's mind

A million years of history is a what you'll find

A loving sister, sexy mother

Your best friend whilst still your lover

Take it from me I know what's best

About being a woman



The best thing about being a woman

Keep you guessing 24/7

The best thing about being a woman

When your baby is from heaven

The best thing about being a woman

Oh yeah

Is turning it on with remote control

Switching it off when it's time to go



Taking advantage of the gifts we have

I don't mean we have to treat our men so bad

We know what kind of men we need

The kind of man who likes to please

We won't fake it just to make it

You may think that I'm a tease

But take it from me

It's the best thing about being a woman.



The best thing about being a woman

Keep you guessing 24/7

The best thing about being a woman

When your baby is from heaven

The best thing about being a woman

Oh yeah

You don't have to take it lying down

'Cos nobody's pushing us around



A cook in the kitchen

A saint if you need her

A whore in the bedroom

Honey I'll be your teacher

Taxi driver

Child Minder

Nine to fiver

Sugar liar

Soul provider

Born survivor

Like my mother



The best thing about being a woman

Keep you guessing 24/7

The best thing about being a woman

When your baby is from heaven

The best thing about being a woman

Oh yeah

Is turning it on when the lights are low

Switching it off when it's time to go

It's the best damn thing yeah

The best thing about being a woman

It's the best damn thing yeah