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Simon & Garfunkel - The Big Bright Green Pleasure Machine

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(2:44)

P. Simon, 1966

Do people have a tendency to dump on you?

Does your group have more cavities than theirs?

Do all the hippies seem to get the jump on you?

Do you sleep alone when others sleep in pairs?

Well there's no need to complain

We'll eliminate your pain

We can neutralize your brain

You'll feel just fine

Now

Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!



Do figures of authority just shoot you down?

Is life within the business world a drag?

Did your boss just mention that you'd better shop around

To find yourself a more productive bag?

Are you worried and distressed?

Can't seem to get no rest?

Put our product to the test

You'll feel just fine

Now

Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!



You'd better hurry up and order one

Our limited supply is very nearly gone



Do you nervously await the blows of cruel fate?

Do your checks bounce higher than a rubber ball?

Are you worried 'cause your girlfriend's just a little late?

Are you looking for a way to chuck it all?

We can end your daily strife

At a reasonable price

You've seen it advertised in Life

You'll feel just fine

Now

Buy a big bright green pleasure machine!