It's a long way to Anchorage

But that's where I7ll go with you

We'll travel so far, dear

To escape that morning zoo

I hate MMR I hate YSP

I do not like the Grateful Dead

So just don't talk to me

I hate MMR I hate YSP

You know that classic rock

Does not interest me

People are getting angry

Maybe just they should

Cause some of us can still remember

Back when XPN was good



Peeling's woo woo woo peelings

I hate what they done to XPN

Those folk Nazis ruined my favorite station

I hate what they done to XPN

If you hear it now it's just a pale immitation



Well it's brunch with the Beatles

A tribute to Billy Joel

Four hours of Doobie Brothers

And they call that rock and roll

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