When I was in my teenage years, I did just what I should

I listened to my mother and I was kind and sweet and good

And my friends and I did rituals and I prayed with all my might

That this would be the evening that she'd stop along her flight

Well, that was several years ago and that chick's long overdue

And it's time I came to terms with something plainly clear to you.



The boob fairy never came for me

No, the boob fairy never came for me

Okay, I'm spunky and I'm cute and I've got a great personality

But the boob fairy never came for me



Well, we were the third house on a country drive, I thought

Maybe she just got lost, so I hung my bra on the mailbox

Til the neighbors took it off

And all my friends got visits and expanded through the years

And left me wailing to the gods buying training bras at Sears

Still I harbor hopes, she'll come for me, I know she will

I'd get 'em done myself if she'd agree to fit the bill



The boob fairy never came for me

No the boob fairy never came for me

Look, I wasn't wanting melons, just a cute curvaceous